"Intergalactic speed machine with maximum thrust and torque."

Cosmo is a Scandinavian broad who swears by her Viking heritage as the root of her tough and victory-hungry nature. She wears signature "Discotime" derby shorts and likes to collect weird rink rash. Cosmo thinks the best part of being a derby girl is going fast on the corners, running on her toe stops, and skating parties with her teammates. She also believes that life's most valuable lessons can be found in George Thorogood lyrics.