Non-Skating Officials - Des Moines Derby Dames Roller Derby

	Neuro Spawn "Aw dude, really?" Hometown: Des Moines, IA Experience: 2nd Season Theme Song: Nirvana - "Sliver" About Me: Spawn of Neuro Sis and Neuro Bub. Brother of Nuero Son, Tucker and his other brother Tucker.
	F.O.A.B. "How's yer bird?" Hometown: Indianola, IA Experience: 2nd Season Theme Song: Boots Randolph - "Yakety Sax" About Me: Married to MOAB, with two daughters in the Brats and 2 sons in the crowd....we're pretty much livin' the dream....if the dream is all derby, all the time.
	YellowBrick Brawd "Just when you thought you were the center of attention.... I showed up!" Hometown: Emerald City aka Cambridge, IA Experience: 1st Season Theme Song: John Reuben - "Do Not" About Me: I'm loud bright and sassy, I love glitter and Jack Black-y, I have ink and a few holes, and roller derby saved my soul!
	BiggRigg "Pimpin ain't easy...it's necessary" Hometown: Le Grand, IA Experience: Rookie Theme Song: Hulk Hogan Theme Song, "Real American" About Me: I loves dogs, women, bad habits, Iowa Hawkeyes, and D3 baby!
	Todd Ihlenfeldt Hometown: Chicago, IL Experience: 2nd Season Theme Song: I don't have one. C'mon, I'm an NSO! About Me: Job outside of D3, restaurant over 12 years combined experience (only 2 employers). Softball, mainly adult slowpitch. Pro Wrestling: with local indee promotion (3X).