Stunt Rocker
Des Moines Derby Dames Emcee
"I spit it when the jammer spits it and the blockers hit it"

Hometown: Des Moines, IA
Experience: 2nd Season
Theme Song: Sorcery - "Stunt Rocker"
About Me: The Spirit of the Stunt Rocker was born of the smelly masses of the annual Butt Numb A Thon 24 hour movie marathon in Austin Texas. It infected a geek named D, and fermented in his soul like a Sour mash. When the Dames came along, that mash became the finest rotgut whiskey, so to speak, and the Emcee Stunt Rocker donned a stupid shirt and was made unto the earth.
Jeremy Bingaman
Des Moines Derby Dames Emcee
"I know you are, but what am I?"

Hometown: Des Moines, IA
Experience: 2nd Season
Theme Song: The Champs - "Tequila"
About Me: Just a normal guy living his life. My bike was stolen and I won't rest until I find it. I have a ridiculous contraption that feeds me breakfast. I best describe myself as a loner, a rebel. Did you know there's no basement in the Alamo?
YellowBrick Brawd
Crash Test Dolls Emcee
"Just when you thought you were the center of attention.... I showed up!"

Hometown: Emerald City aka Cambridge, IA
Experience: 1st Season
Theme Song: John Reuben - "Do Not"
About Me: I'm loud bright and sassy, I love glitter and Jack Black-y, I have ink and a few holes, and roller derby saved my soul!
Nick Strickland
D3 Videographer
"Adding fuel to the fire."

Hometown: Des Moines, IA
Experience: 2nd Season
Theme Song: Jimi Hendrix - "Fire"
About Me: Bean counter, white rapper, movie maker, rump shaker.